RAGBRAI Haiku

I'm sitting here in SoCal looking in online at the RAGBRAI I have had to miss. These headlines, posted just after noon on the next-to-last day, do a pretty good job of summing up the ride:

Latest updates

* Kerry joins RAGBRAI riders today 12:15 pm
* Dangers of riding behind Armstrong 11:34 am
* Explosion on bike route injures one 10:12 am
* A bit of pie, palaver and presto - Armstrong hits Marengo
* Locally made pork on a stick lures bikers 10:11 am

What other ride has all of that?